A Little Aging Humor

Here is something special for those of us
who are getting a wee bit older…

I’ve sure gotten old!
I have outlived my feet and my teeth.
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make my dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank the Lord, I still have my driver’s license!
(Special thanks to my friends, Madie and Palmer, for this great tidbit!)

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