Need a laugh? Here are a few of my favorite jokes.
- What happened to the frog that was sitting in the middle of the road? He got toad!! (HA!)
- What do you call a cow that shakes? Beef jerky! (That’s a double Ha Ha!)
- Two men were walking through the desert. One was carrying a canteen and the other man was carrying a car door. It was a long trek. After a walking for a while, the man with the car door asked the man with the canteen, “Hey fella! Why are you carrying that canteen?” The man answered, “In case we are thirsty, we can have something to drink.” That made sense. They kept on walking, and finally the man with the canteen asked the man carrying the car door, “So why are you carrying that car door?” The guy answered, “In case it gets hot, we can roll down the window!” (How is that for a knee slapper?)
- A man knocked on the door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water. – Comedian Greg Davies