I was given a book of quotes written or said by grouchy people
by a dear friend of mine. I couldn’t pick just one so here are a few.
There was no respect for youth when I was young,
and now that I am old,
there is no respect for age.
I missed it coming and going.
~ J.B. Priestley
If you can’t say anything good about someone,
sit right here by me.
~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
~ Oscar Wilde
I am tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
That’s enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
~ Jean Kerr
Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do
watch people who can’t do anything.
~ Fred Allen